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DING DONG, PROHIBITION’S DEAD, BIZ GOES BADABOOM! It is something those of us in favor of reasonable drug policies have looked forward to. The injustices of the Drug War birthed by President Nixon have led to astounding economical losses, an overburdening incarceration rate, and many unnecessary deaths to name a few. Though it is a disgrace that it had to come in this fashion, the Drug War has quietly ended with the escalation of the Interspecies War. Now that there is no longer a censorship of the issue in the media, the misunderstandings can finally be put aside by us drug companies who hold a rational approach to business. People must now look past the cartels who had helped give a bad name to manufacturers and merchants to realize that there exists a marketplace that works peacefully, responsibly, and respectfully with its customers rather than intimidate or harm them. We at Wet Dreams Drug Inc. operate much like the commercial food industry, with dispensary cafes for socializing with fellow indulgers and delivery services which run even within the most remote places in the nation. You will be satisfied with the entheogenic assortments available in our cafes or in our catalogues. Our salesmen and women are very polite and willing to guide you through the menus of what they carry with them, but only as long as you are not a minor. Find our merchant mascots in your neighborhood and tell them em I sent ya! -Buzzmeister Benny
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DAILY US REPORTER PRESS: ICI LEAVES LUBBOCK IN RUINS AND 25,000+ DEAD!
It all started at 2:16 in the afternoon when an ICI ATV had crossed onto the territory of the New American Revolutionary Guard near Lubbock, Texas and was then fired upon by the group’s militants. Backup support was called in for the ATV, bringing other ICI vehicles to the site to close in on Lubbock, where the Guard’s infamous leader, Nathaniel Maxico, was based in at the time. A horrible firefight ensued, with ICI’s forces overpowering the Guard’s Lubbock division and mercilessly leveling the city. It is now presumed that Maxico had been killed in the campaign, along with a staggering number of militants and civilians. The death toll currently stands at 25,072, and is still climbing with more bodies being found. As we know, this is not the only assault ICI has performed that led to mass civilian casualties, but is the first aimed against humans and is definitely the highest amount of people killed during an operation. ICI President Ji’La Balu says the attack on Lubbock was unauthorized by upper command and that those operatives who carried out the attack will be severely punished. She said that though ICI lawfully sustains the right to defend its personnel, but that turning weapons on innocent civilians is absolutely prohibited. She would like to apologize to the American citizens and promises the incidents like this one will not be repeated. A million gnarlyversal greetings! Progress on the novel is working out very well. As of now, I plan on this to being my first printed book for distribution. At some point, I still plan on having The GuT Circus books in one anthology to be printed, but I will be focusing on the releasing of the GuT novel before that. As I have said, I won't be able to spend a lot of time on the site's content as it takes up a good portion of the few hours I have free to just to make one segment of it. I would like to start doing the Spacey Feed purely by video, since it takes less time (when I don't make too many mistakes doing them). It is truly getting to where Spacey JC cannot maintain it all on his own. Alright, I'm done moping, time to get back to work. A million gnarlyversal farewells! (((B{I}8/22/2016 DAILY US REPORTER PRESS IS LAW AND ORDER BEING ABOLISHED BEFORE OUR EYES? With advanced resources, flexible tactics, and superior man-power, ICI’s offensive is exceptional in decimating the Vulkanoids, but there is a terrible price to pay for bystanders in the perimeters of an operation, or anywhere in the way of one of the Installation’s ATVs. The ICI ATVs, which bare little to no resemblance to the far tinier commercial ATVs, are thoroughly-armed, relentless, ruthless machines the organization uses against the animals. Because there is nowhere near the amount of these ATVs as there were the now-obsolete military vehicles, the ICI machines must go off-road and make new routes to the operation site. These faster routes can end up being messily carved through private and public properties, sometimes even through homes. Mostly, these incidences happen outside of the cities, where people are most vulnerable. So now many are wondering what has happened to Law Enforcement these days. Well, unless you are in a decent-sized community, your local policeman is likely a volunteer receiving donations from the townspeople, and their job is to focus on robberies, violent offenders, and evacuations when necessary, no longer taking heed to victimless crimes. Because of this state of dwindling or dead finances, Law Enforcement officers are not very abundant. Where does this leave the civilians? That depends on the neighborhood you find yourself going into. For the most part, the simple living will change little, with the exception of enjoying some luxuries which were formerly prohibited. Others have taken the opportunity to form their own military factions. The New American Revolutionary Guard is the largest of these factions, and is also the strictest, drafting in every able-bodied citizen ages 10 and up. Some argue that the New American Revolutionary Guard acts more like a conquering empire than it does any kind of establishment for democracy. The founder and authority figure for the front is Nathaniel Maxico, the Texan musician who was the guitarist and vocals for the band that carries his last name. We were unable to get an interview with Nathaniel, but his spokesperson does confirm that the gathering is amassing on the West Coast of the United States and plans to move it further inland. So seeing these radical changes throughout the country, the destabilization, and the lacking of maintainable authority, one cannot help but assert that Law and Order may soon become a thing only found in the pockets of history and the fictional tales of the entertainment industry. Spacey Feed...Seems I have found myself in a predicament! I am needing to focus my efforts on the novel and the two micro stories, but in working on the Newsletter, 99% of my time is being taken up to get them done on time. So in the interest of time, I will not be putting up the Featured sections of the Newsletter for a while, HOWEVER, I will be randomly posting them up as individual blogs here on this page. Now I will still do the Spacey Feed for the Newsletter so that I can have it posted first thing in the morning, but the rest of the content you'll have to come return at later points in the day to see. A million gnarlyversal farewells! (((B{I}(((B{I}Spacey Feed... A million gnarlyversal greetings, people! I may have a change of plans in regards to which story I will release first between the GuT Circus story, T , and the upcoming novel which I will simply call GuT because it will be focused on the usage of the GuT Navigational Ability. I have decided to release GuT first, and the reason for this is that it is further in its development than T and it will get fans of GuT straight to business about the series. I will still release the two FREE illustrated micro stories that lead up to GuT , but they will only be available for Spacey Cave Club subscribers. Don't miss out, sign up today! A million gnarlyversal farewells, folks! Featured New Profile: Figures Name: Nakibo Kumbo Sex: Male Race: Earth Human Age: 52 Bio: Formerly the apprentice to the deceased warlock Saboka, the Nigerian Nakibo is an outcast nomad with unsound beliefs and practices. Infested with jungle parasites of whom he embraces, Nakibo sees the body parts or fluids of animals as the most sacred of things to keep, but none so sacred as the tongue of his dead Master, Saboka. Among Nakibo’s other reputations, he is a thief, a necrophiliac, an abusive father and husband, and a murderer. Featured New Profile: Articles
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8/20/2016
This is a WSBC BREAKING NEWS REPORT "For all of you just now tuning in, ICI will issue the starting curfew very shortly, and we are counting down. Once this curfew begins, so also do all further military operations. By procedure, we will tell you the guidelines for this curfew: If you are experiencing any Vulkanoid activity in your area, if at all possible, call your local authorities and give them as much description of the activity and the area, and then seek immediate shelter. For those within the area that are heavily affected by Vulkanoid activity, you are advised to seek shelter in a well-protected facility or a basement. Take what you can in case this curfew goes into extended hours and keep with you a radio or television set to find out when the curfew ends. Those of you carrying weapons should only engage a Vulkanoid if no other alternative for escape is present. Conserve ammunition and handle weaponry with the utmost caution. If ICI operations are being conducted in your area, you will be taken into custody if you are not in a shelter or well-protected area, and you will be placed in a public refuge center. Roads will be closed in an operative area, so conduct all business ahead of time. and of course.... If you are homeless or greatly lacking the necessary survival resources, make your way to a public refuge center or a public underground marketplace by any means, and be quick about it. And those are the guidelines to follow during the operations which we will continue to cover and keep updated for you. So- okay! I'm being told that it is beginning right now, as we speak, the curfew is in effect. So everybody, keep sheltered and if at all possible, inform your local authorities of any Vulkanoid activity in your area. They will provide you with as much service as possible, and hopefully, the ICI operations can get to your area on time. Keep safe, and we will be right back with this coverage of the unfolding ICI Operative Curfew."
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GuT Metallic Groove LED Window Display (((B{I}Spacey Feed... A million gnarlyversal greetings! Here to say that, before long, I plan to bring in some much needed help to maintain Spaceycave.com. I am getting swamped trying to do this while creating content, writing books, going to my day-job for 8 hours, on top of being a father and husband. So if you see some new faces pop up around here, don't be frightened, they're with me! On another note, a big turnout is taking place on Earth A33D, specifically, at the UN Building in New York. All I can say is that things have gotten far more interesting for the Interspecies War. You may want to read the new Article below! A million gnarlyversal farewells! Featured New Log: Articles 8/19/2007 This is a WSBC BREAKING NEWS REPORT "This is Jennifer Bailey of WSBC, and we are getting live coverage right now from the U.N. Building in New York, where a summit is taking place as we speak concerning the matter of the Interspecies War, the social instability of the public, and the dysfunctional actions of political disputes after controversies over militias crossing borders and using unauthorized force within them. The biggest concern of the matter would be the need of some form of resolve for the Vulkanoid threat, which is actually the primary fuel for these conflicts spreading throughout our nations. And now- it looks like we have United States Chief Ambassador Heather Gregory coming to the stand right now." United States Chief Ambassador Heather Gregory: "Hello everybody and thank you all for being here this morning. Today, we are here to address the issues regarding our adaptation to this time of change. We are living in the era we have long feared would come for as long as mankind has been on the Earth; a period of time which we, as a society of progression, understanding, morality, and courage are being greatly challenged and overwhelmed by a collision of the deadly crisis and the ill management of it. From the day the Interspecies War emerged, they have continued to claim lives, and have become an unbreakable force.” “We entrusted our defense officials to handle this by working together with their neighboring counterparts to rid us of this provocation of which only they had held the means to do so with. However, this trust has worn thin between the partnerships, mostly due to the illegal actions that were conducted on foreign soil by certain authority figures, acting indefinitely as a divided and failed effort. From this came an uprising of civilians in revolt from all nations around the globe who have converted into radical and anarchist militants; another war in itself.” “Without the control over these actions of our officials, the civilians, and the invaders, we have great reason to believe that these conflicts will soon enough bring the long-feared end to Humanity. We are willing to do what is necessary to prevent such a thing from taking place, including measures once considered too extreme by the status quo. Because of the grave condition of the survival of our global civilization, we are bound with only one solution in the form of a treaty we have signed this morning." "In this treaty, we have all agreed that what we need, to reverse or mitigate this crisis and bestow a restoration of order, is the establishment of an absolute independent authority; a temporary global authority. The entity who will take this charge will fulfill it until the security circumstances are manageable for the transfer of power to return to the elected officials who signed the treaty. We legislated this morning the succession of military and political responsibilities to this entity, who has promised a strategy to pull us from the depths of these conflicts, who has ensured the construction of a superior armed front capable of defeating the Vulkanoid presence, and who has promised to establish an effective ordinance to discourage the dangerous renegades who have set themselves against all policies of safety to the lawful.” “On this morning, all nations who have signed the treaty succeed authority to the Interstellar Communication Installation. On behalf of their responsibilities, they have come tonight to let the people of the world nations know that with full cooperation and faith in their capabilities, we may yet once again restore security to the civilians, establish an everlasting peace between these nations in conflict, and with this, we can all work together as a single force to end the Interspecies War. There is no one better to outline this plan than the person I want to introduce you to now. She is the President of the Interstellar Communication Installation and is to be the highest command to pass the decisions made for these efforts. Here is President Ji'La Kajaf Balu." Interstellar Communication Installation President Ji'La Balu: "Good morning to all of you! It is very nice to finally meet you all in person. I am Ji' La Balu, the Chief of all staff within ICI. I thought it would be only appropriate to first tell you who we are and what we are doing here. Most of what I will say may be hard for many to swallow, as we have covertly carried out business with your leaders for many generations. Our installation was first established in the early 20th century upon the times when those from outside our Earth had wished to establish diplomatic unity with the people of this planet, and help them with a better understanding of how our universe works.” “We have established a free-trade agreement with the space-faring peoples for their innovations of technology, resources, and security. From this, we are given a nudge to join our brethren of the cosmos, who provided the conditions of responsible use for the imports. It was necessary to keep all knowledge of their existence classified, because we felt it was a right among sentients to enjoy the exploration of the beautiful things of our universes in a peaceful manner, without, and no pun intended, the fear of unwanted alienation." "Those who watch over us mean you no harm, and like all of us living, breathing, social beings, there is an obligation to look after one another in the time of need, to be there when all attempts made alone fail to protect life, to be a light of comforting hope to one another, so that we may build the will and trust into a single goal so that life may progress without fear of an untimely end to it all. And now, it has come; the single goal must be achieved so that native life may continue to exist on the planet.” “Through the duties of ICI, with assistance from our friends above, we have the strength and wisdom to accomplish both a unity to our divided peoples and present the appropriate action of justice to clean the world of the invasive killers. Stand with us, work with us, and believe in us so that we, as the mighty children of Earth, can be the hand that will drive the disharmony away entirely. As of tonight, we will waste no more time, so be prepared for all major ICI operations to go into effect. Be strong, courageous, and compliant so that we may all take this planet back. I thank you very much for your time!" Featured New Profile: Science Yi'Kan The Yi’Kan are known for being the architects of the Ni’Yan Layer of Omnikia. They exist in the Akral Layer with the very Loakivs they produce from their being. Though most of their essence is abstract in nature, the reoccurring conceptual symbol they choose identifies who is who among them. Some of the Yi’Kan will take a specific Loakiv back into themselves to align with its Ni’Yan body to act as an area of concentration in the Ni’Yan Layer called an Akalos. The Yi’Kan have enormous powers, evidential with the acts of widely infamous violator of Omnikia’s law that is Yi’Kan Sacracel, who almost vanquished the entirety of existence in the Grand Extinction it had orchestrated. (((B{I}Spacey Feed... A million gnarlyversal greetings! I've had a really rough day yesterday, with day work and the hacking of my Twitter account. The issue has been resolved for those using Twitter and all the people I was Following are back on the list. Now, concerning my Featured New Products, I will do it again eventually, but I see it now as a secondary issue to tackle beneath the GuT story content, hence why I've been posting new Logs here lately. I just feel people need to get familiar with GuT before I can expect anyone to purchase any of the merchandise. A million gnarlyversal farewells! Featured New Log: Testimonial To US President Richard Reppy We have been monitoring the actions of the global powers, just as you have, just as KEA33D is. There is no threat to be taken lightly in the world now, especially one like what we are seeing with the Vulkanoids. A solution for their presence is needed, indeed. KEA33D has an offer for their assistance, but with circumstantial conditions. The solution can come when ICI can internationally be bestowed with command over all military counter operations. The more of the world’s nations to sign the contract of which KEA33D will extend to them, the more resources they can provide to this war to eradicate the Vulkanoids. Do think it through, and tell your fellow nations to do so also, but please do not take too much time for I fear we have too little of it. ICI President, Ji’La Balu Featured New Profile: Locations Helaven One of the most well known worlds in the gnarlyverse, Helaven is a place you can easily get burned, even where it has water. Most of the planet's surface holds molten rock, but is not short of life. Helaven is the homeworld of the sentient Kanese and Karkian Okiums and other plasma-based organisms. On the Zerek Lifeland islands of the boiling Zerek Ocean found in the southern hemisphere, life there is mostly consistent of water-based extremophiles who can survive the heat. In other Cosms, like the Gev' Enna Cosm, life conditions in some places, like Genen Duerta, are almost Earth-like. (((B{I}Spacey Feed... A million gnarlyversal greetings! Today I am putting up a new Testimonial to add onto the story, and I will start featuring those, the Articles, and the ICI Dossier Reports here in the Spacey Cave Newsletter before they go to their own page. Also, you still start getting an introduction to other planets throughout Omnikia just to not only help visitors see how big the gnarlyverse really is, but show how diverse it is at that! You can look at it as you would when installing better lenses onto a telescope to see more about what GuT has to offer! A million gnarlyversal farewells! Spacey JC Featured New Log: Testimonial To President Balu, It has come to my attention that we are in a not-so fortunate bind in regards to what we currently have with any arsenal of our supply. Top secret weaponry is doing little to quell the Vulkanoid. If the other nations would understand that our bombing campaigns were to eliminate as many of these things as humanly possible, we would not be in our conflictual positions as we are. Even as I speak, we are on the verge of this war being between us and the Vulkanoid and between ourselves. We know better options for arsenal do exist, as we have seen with the technology of your contacts from KEA33D. We are in need what you, ICI, can barter for our own assimilation of the weapons technology that can eliminate the Vulkanoids without destroying the surrounding area. We are running very short on critical time before the bastards overtake us! It is up to you now, Ji’La, to rescue the Human race; ask them what the price would be for me. US President Richard Reppie Featured New Profile: Location Psarkia Besides Earth, Psarkia is another planet of which Humans are the predominant sentient. The Humans of Psarkia descended from those among the first Homo Sapiens from Earth who were relocated. Psarkia is a fairly peaceful world with its Human race embracing the values and morals of the Bominitian Community of which their planet is a part of. Nature and technology on Psarkia co-exists with each getting their equal share of the planet's realms, thanks to the prohibition of pollution. Perhaps Earth's Humans can learn a thing or two from those of their kind who inhabit Psarkia! |
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