WET DREAMS dRUG INC. BROCHURE

 WET DREAMS DRUG INC. BROCHURE
 
DING DONG, PROHIBITION’S DEAD, BIZ GOES BADABOOM!
 
It is something those of us in favor of reasonable drug policies have looked forward to.  The injustices of the Drug War birthed by President Nixon have led to astounding economical losses, an overburdening incarceration rate, and many unnecessary deaths to name a few.  Though it is a disgrace that it had to come in this fashion, the Drug War has quietly ended with the escalation of the Interspecies War. 
           Now that there is no longer a censorship of the issue in the media, the misunderstandings can finally be put aside by us drug companies who hold a rational approach to business.  People must now look past the cartels who had helped give a bad name to manufacturers and merchants to realize that there exists a marketplace that works peacefully, responsibly, and respectfully with its customers rather than intimidate or harm them.   
        We at Wet Dreams Drug Inc. operate much like the commercial food industry, with dispensary cafes for socializing with fellow indulgers and delivery services which run even within the most remote places in the nation.  You will be satisfied with the entheogenic assortments available in our cafes or in our catalogues.  Our salesmen and women are very polite and willing to guide you through the menus of what they carry with them, but only as long as you are not a minor.
     Find our merchant mascots in your neighborhood and tell them em I sent ya!
                      -Buzzmeister Benny   ​