Greetings fans, followers, and lurkers alike! It seems some of you are already burned out from the nonstop jingles and carols raping their way through your auditory canal, the in-your-face red and green overload everywhere your ass turns, and the tumbleweeds rolling by when you look into the now desolate region that was your wallet.
Still these holidays do represent an attempt to parade a good quality of the human experience. This quality is the embrace of our beloved ones and the timed expression of how much we appreciate their company, although we'll commence with being assholes towards each other again when it's all said and done.
But for the moment, let's be thankful that there exists our fellow men and women who can tolerate our shit enough to celebrate alongside us this holiday. In the end, we just wanted to thank and wish you all a
Merry Spacey Christmas!
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