*From this day forward, unless noted otherwise, I will be in character as Spacey JC for my blogs. Spacey JC is officially a personality from the GuT gnarlyverse and will write from the perspective of one living in it, so I thought it would be best if he could tell you who he is and why he speaks on the GuT matters the way that he does.*
Hailing from the Brigbeta Colony way the hell a distance from the party ball everybody kind of agreed to calling Earth, I give a million universal greetings to all readers, listeners, and viewers! This is Spacey JC coming to you LIVE (or whenever you read this...) from the Spacey Cave!
For most of my seasons, I've been a journalist covering the wacko tellings I find throughout Omnikia, our gnarlyverse. I wrote for the historians, news reports, and tabloids of several worlds and picked up the most out of place stories among the enormous neighborhood of parallel realities (or Cosms as we call them) within Omnikia. Life was pretty high-paced, but I was making a respectable earning and some well-traveled mileage points, that is, before the crack that brought me down.
While I was returning from an adventurous run on Earth, I was unaware of a crack in the fuel tank of my craft. By the time the service light came on, my tank was already damned depleted! I had to land somewhere right then, and the only object within my approximation was an asteroid flying solo between Earth and Mars. In the time I needed to repair the crack, I went ahead and did a quick look around of the rock.
There wasn't much to see of it on the outside, just the observation that it is no bigger than your average Earth mansion, but there was only this one cavern that went all the way through to the other side. Covered in the neon cave art from one end to another, I was feeling at home already. After sliding my furniture and broadcast equipment down into the tunnel and with a bit of arranging, the Spacey Cave was born. I have been here since, putting together the GuT projects with all of my data chronicles and talents for my audience across the stars. So there's something to shed a flashlight on ol' Spacey JC, so why not join us here in the Spacey Cave and be dazzled by what we have here. Thank you for being here, and have yourself a million universal farewells!